It's Hard To Find The Man Of Their Dreams

11 REASONS WHY WOMEN FiND iT HARD TO FiND THE MAN OF THEiR
DREAMS..........

Kenapa sih cewek koq sekarang ini susah banget dapet cowok?

1. The nice men are ugly.
   Cowok yang baik, mukanya jelek
2. The handsome men are not nice.
   Cowok yang ganteng, kelakuannya jahat
3. The handsome and nice men are gay. <-= huahahahaha!! pedes!!
   Cowok
   yang ganteng dan baik ternyata gay
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. <-= lebih pedes
   lagi!!!
   Cowok yang ganteng, baik, dan hetero udah nikah (kesian deh pereu!!)
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
   Cowok
   yang tampangnya ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik, biasanya kere
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are
   only after their money.
   Cowok yang ga terlalu ganteng tapi baik dan kaya
   berpikir perempuan hanya tertarik pada uangnya
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
   Cowok yang ganteng
   tapi kere hanya ngincer uang perempuan
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think
   we are beautiful enough.
   Cowok ganteng yang ga terlalu baik terus hetero,
   ngerasa perempuan yang ada kurang cantik
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and
   have money, are cowards.
   Cowok yang menganggap perempuan yang ada cantik,
   terus hetero, terus lumayan baik dan berduit, biasanya pengecut
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
    thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
    Cowok
    yang ganteng, lumayan baik dan berduit, dan puji Tuhan hetero, ternyata terlalu
    pemalu dan ga mo maju duluan
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
    when we take the initiative.
    Cowok yang ga mau maju duluan malah ilfil sama
    perempuan yang maju duluan

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

cowok maunya apa siih???

"Men are like a fine wine.

They all start out like grapes, and

it's our job to stomp on them and keep them

in the dark until they mature into something

you'd like to have dinner with."